Coffee Makes Me Less Murdery T-Shirt — Funny Horror Coffee Tee

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee pairs heavyweight comfort with a wickedly funny design that reads like a late-night confession. Soft, pre-shrunk ring‑spun cotton and a lived-in dye finish make it feel like an old favorite from the first wear. The front art mixes retro checkerboard colors with a deadpan, coffee‑clutching character and bold lettering that says, “Coffee makes me less murdery” — a cheeky nod to the rituals that keep weekday chaos at bay. Wear it to low-key coffee runs, horror‑movie marathons, or when you need a laugh at the office. The roomy cut and sturdy construction mean it holds up to repeated washes while staying soft and comfortable, and the sewn‑in label keeps the neckline clean. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes to match your everyday routine.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed fit with tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; made in Honduras
- Durable construction that stays comfortable after many washes, offered in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean